Ceo Desond Clarke, announced through his lawyers today that he would be opening a coffin delivery, creation, and funeral service branch, adding to his already massive corporate ittiterary, the news came this morning...his lawyer had this to say..
" Mr. Clarke beleives that just because a family isnt well, off doesnt maean their loved ones should suffer on their trips to heaven, that said, this service will be an income based serve, handleing, funeral, coffins, headstones, and transport to other countries, and cities accross the world, so if a family makes 1000 a month, this service will be free
A stunning move from teh corporate giant..to be sure
Subject: An odd Charity choice for Ceo And President of Clark And Associates... 
